yeah

You know what’s kinda fucked? The fact that no matter what I’ll never get to eat Illya’s sweet, loli ass. No seriously, that’s majorly fucked up. I have to live my whole life never tasting that delicious loli tail. I lie awake at night sometimes with a raging erection just fantasizing about her sitting on my face so I can eat that petite ass of hers. If I ever found a genie lamp and got 3 wishes I’d wish three times that Illya was real, just so I could eat her ass and fuck two other versions of her at the same time. I’d probably die of overexertion because I’d just be fucking her on rotation all day long. Nothing would make me happy than to simply drown to death in her lewd juices. I would marry her just so I could eat her out in her wedding dress, then on our honeymoon I’d have an “all-you-can-fuck” buffet, as if that’d be any different form our everyday life though. But none of that will ever happen though and just knowing that makes me welcome the sweet embrace of death even more. Not that any of you could ever possibly understand my passion for Illya and that cute little ass of hers.